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Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.
TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
(Source: moriahsherie, via cuts-scars-broken)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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What the fucking fuck
My town is full of little fucks like this. I shit you not I’ve actually seen someone do this to their parents at school in front of everyone.
Who….like what is wrong with people?
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