twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via youshouldbeafraidofme)

cryingvagina:

i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life

(Source: cyberblogging, via guardgirlsdoitbetter)

L
Is for the way you look at me
O
Is for the only one I see
N is for no survivors
E is even more than any1 that u adore

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

(via thecanadianderp)